I failed so here's a snake appreciation post

I started to color my last grayscale drawing, but I lost all the progress that I did. So very sad, but I'm going to fix it with a snake (mostly ball python) appreciation post. Celebrate accidents with snakes, that's the thing to do. If you're scared of snakes, you're crazy, but you probably shouldn't look, BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE SO YOU SHOULD TOTALLY LOOK AT THEM ANYWAY. All photos are found on Google, but I'll add original sources in footnotes if I can. 

Can you tell me genuinely that this is not adorable? Like, seriously!! THEY HAVE PUPPY LIPS!!1

This little guy I'm pretty sure is an albino morph. He's a stressed little guy, shown by his rolling up into a ball. Poor little guy ;-; He's super cute still. Best wishes for him ^_^2

I looked up blizzard morphs (because they're hecking beautiful) and this showed up so I'm pretty sure it's a blizzard morph (I checked and it's actually a leucistic morph). He/she is so beautiful. Look at him/her! So cute and beautiful. I think it's very kawaii, but if you think it's kowai, I respect your opinion, and if you think my Japanese skills are terrible, you're right because I haven't taken any classes.³

Here's a corn snake. I know very little about corn snakes, but this guy is so cute. I saw one at a pet store and he was so cute and burying himself and it was so cute. Like I said, I know very, very little about corn snakes.4

Yeah cobras are venomous and whatnot, but they're still cute, don't you think? He's cute from a distance. Looky but no touchy. Okay, just read that he eats other snakes and small pythons, which is hecking rude, but it's the circle of life. It also says that "when confronted, this species quickly attempts to escape and avoid confrontation" but becomes very aggressive if continuously provoked, at which I say "saaaaaaaaaaaaame." I have mixed feelings on cobras, the negative parts being that he eats other snakes and that he's venomous and venom is hecking scary.5

Even if you don't think snakes are cute, don't you think they're relatable? Don't hate, relate. Like, ball pythons are just stressed out and scared little beans that curl up into balls when they're stressed. IS THAT NOT RELATABLE? Cobras try to avoid confrontation, but if they're continuously provoked they become very aggressive. I dunno, I really relate.

Don't hate, relate.

-Dan Fenn (BlurryGrawlix)

1https://www.pinterest.com/kirstenkerley/ball-pythons-cute/
(I couldn't find the original source, but this is the source on the Google image)

²http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showthread.php?183816-My-first-ball-python!-Picture-heavy

³http://ball-pythons.net/forums/showthread.php?217381-Belated-New-Snake-Day-amp-Progression-Thread-Sebastian-the-Blue-Eyed-Leucistic!
⁴http://www.petsathome.com/shop/en/pets/advice/reptile-care-advice/corn-snake-advice/keeping-your-corn-snake-fit-and-healthy
⁵https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra

Trust me, I tried to fix the tiny text, but every time I edit and update it, it reverts to really small even though I fix it, so we're just going to have to deal with it.